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Kite

The pillar of human decency and the shining example of what humanity should be. The most humble of beings that requires our love and adoration!

Praise the Kite may we bask in his light!
Today I vow to honor Kite in all that I do so that we may walk in the light.
by skunkodor April 27, 2017
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Trouser Kitten

you know that tingly feeling you get when your dick is tucked between your legs for too long and it falls asleep, but you cant adjust it because you're with your girlfriend? yea. that.
man, i had a date yesterday, and after, like, half an hour of the movie, i had this trouser kitten going.
by The Pirates March 27, 2011
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meow meow kittens

A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')
'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy

'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'
by Maddyx December 6, 2006
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Fire Breathing Kitten

Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.

Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.

The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
by Baby Wolverine February 8, 2010
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Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr
1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef
by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008
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kitten drop

when the female partner of a couple brings the male another woman for his sexual enjoyment, often as a reward for his sexual expertise.

The word originates from the habit of cat owners who try to find homes for unwanted kittens by going door to door to see if anyone wants to adopt. In the metaphor, the second woman is like the kitten that is being brought to, or "dropped" on someone's doorstep.

There are numerous variations on this theme. For example, the couple may share the "kitten". However, when the person being dropped is male, it's generally called a "puppy drop".
She felt so hot for that man that she had to do a kitten drop.
by Kristin K. April 2, 2008
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Kitten juice

Bitch!, you got kitten juice all over my new sheets!
by vag slayer October 27, 2009
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