Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

kiddo flop

A auto correct spelling error for "kidding" often made by a one Katelyn S.

I was just kiddo flop

by Duckpuckluck October 23, 2017

kidd chosen

Kidd Chosen means you’re lit. Maybe too lit. And the cutest person alive. Also if u have a name like this you’re most likely light skin.

Hey, Kidd Chosen

by Lildiggy April 20, 2018

kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017

kiddsisco

An old dude with a large forehead who thinks he’s the shit.

No one likes a KiddSisco!

by Littledebbiedingdong March 17, 2018

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her June 10, 2018

kiddiekummer

When someone has no younger siblings so they go for people of their own age who happen to look a lot younger to compensate.

Margaret: I actually think he's really hot

Kara: Ew, he's literally 5 feet !

Margaret: Ugh fuck I know I'm into it, I have a shitty case of kiddiekummer

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018