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Jo

Khun: Why are you so Jo bro
Mean:I'm not Jo!! You are
by Finkrol May 6, 2022
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Jo da da

Your dad the person who left to get da milk but didnt return. Da one who made da baby that grew into you. (I bet the condom broke and that’s how)
Jo da da wish he used a condom
by Nexus the memer May 10, 2022
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Jo Problem

I pointless problem only Jo cares about
fglwsdl has circles. Sorry its not a real problem its a Jo Problem
by rick_vers733 January 5, 2022
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Joed

Meaning of this name: God Is Witness
Joed is a person who is very Kind, caring and loving.
Their attitude may somewhat be Cold or sarcastic but deep inside they have a good heart just waiting for the right people to know them so that they could really express their true colors.
If you get to know a Joed you'll know that he is Funny and fun to be with.
If you encounter a Joed make sure to hold them tight and never let go they are the type of people who you can express and vent your feelings to

And they will always be there to comfort you.
by Lvsdlm_ January 6, 2022
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Jo Malfoy

My beautiful, smart, funny, lovely girl. She can be mean sometimes but it's always cute. She's
always there for me no matter what and i always
and forever will appreciate her. Just how i'll
always and forever love her. I love you my jo baby :)
me “jo malfoy will you be my valentines?”
by Dray Malfoy January 15, 2022
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Jo-Nathan

He is the weirdest person you'll ever meet who
tries too hard to be different which explains the
hyphen in his name.
Person 1: Oh, look Jo-Nathan is here.
Person 2: Thats not Jo-Nathan, thats an idiot!
Person 1: Same thing.
by creamy3577 January 17, 2022
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jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
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