Jordan

He’s someone truly special. There’s no one like a Jordan. He can take your breath away with just one look, and leaves you with butterflies. You thought you knew love until you met him and he showed you a more accurate version of love. He’s the one you’ll want to be with for the rest of your life. The one you’ll want to marry and grow old with. His smile makes your heart melt. His laugh is contagious, though he rarely shows his real laugh. Your head is constantly filled with thoughts of him and your heart full of love. A minute without him feels like a lifetime, but every minute with him seems to go by too fast. You feel like, in order to be whole, you need to be around him. He brings out the real you. He makes you love yourself and see yourself like he sees you. He gives the best hugs and you’ll never want to leave his arms. You love him. You’ll always love him.

Wow Jordan is just so amazing...

by hfettuccine September 4, 2019

Jordan

an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice

Jordan is a hoe

by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.

Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.

by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020

Jordan Day

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)

Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"

by llamagirly243 June 3, 2020

Jordan'd

To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.

I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.

by Whimsiez June 13, 2022

Full Jordan

The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.

Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."

OR

Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."

by Ben Dover, Esquire January 18, 2011

sarah jordan

Bad ass women definitely a surviver, super funny and has a strange sense of humor... she is a selfless server.

Sarah Jordan is amazing.

by Sarah Gilbert December 18, 2016