jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)

jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball

by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011

Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.

I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.

by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011

Jimmy Wales

You know, the biggest slave owner in American history.

- Who is Jimmy Wales?
- You must be a chicken or under 30

by aaamerica October 30, 2023

jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

Jimmy Conway

A man who is insanely rich, sells guns, likes to smoke and joke with you, but is not very lucky with the women because he has a quick temper. If you mess with him, he'll steal your truck or mug you.

Real definition: James Burke, also known as "Jimmy the Gent", was an Irish American gangster and Lucchese crime family associate who is believed to have organized the 1978 Lufthansa heist

Bill: Damn man, Jimmy Conway just mugged me!

Bob: You might know who he is, but he knows who you are.

by MrConway April 30, 2020

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020