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Guava Jam

After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period
What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast
by DatDrew March 5, 2009
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Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.
I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.
by cazlo April 11, 2011
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Jam Hole

1. Someone who is acting like a complete asshole, comparable to Douche Bag or the act of douching.
2. Female genitalia
TJ called out sick again today. What a F-ing jam hole.

I hear she shaves her jam hole. Gotta get some.
by Gieder January 15, 2008
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Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.
"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"
by vwguy and ileagle June 8, 2012
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Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.
Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.
by Garrix September 17, 2005
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Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.
We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.
by PBon February 26, 2022
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Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.
Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.
by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023
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