jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 04, 2013

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 16, 2020

Jet up

A phrase used by prissy white boys trying to sound cool about vaping, when in reality they’re just talking about hitting a suorin a couple times in a parking lot and sucking eachother off afterwards.

“Hey, anyone wanna jet up?”

by jmabrl January 02, 2018

Jet Up

To "Jet Up" is when one gets extremely enthusiastic about an amazing opportunity despite the fact that it is inevitable that one will fail miserably in public disgrace.

You could see Mark Sanchez "Jet Up" when the opportunity to run the ball presented itself. However he bounced his face of a lineman's butt instead of getting the first down.

by Drethal November 02, 2017

Tub Jets

Tub jets are the jets in your tub that go vrrrrrrrr... when you turn them on.

Wow, Dylan is so rich! He has Tub Jets!

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.

I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.

by JonathanLee February 20, 2025

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 September 01, 2015