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eye jizz

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
by alrightymon June 8, 2010
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Jizz Pearl

whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.
I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.
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unspoken jizz

carrie: did you just precum in me?
rei: nah babe, that’s just my unspoken jizz!
by poonari May 31, 2022
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jizz comet

When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!
"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"
by Jewjewish January 29, 2010
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Mouth Jizz

1. Words
2. Spit
3. Jizz
1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!
by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012
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jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of
a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle
by fgh senator April 4, 2009
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Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception
Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.
by Tim Swain June 13, 2014
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