What you become when you get attached to the computer. By attached, I mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you've been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there's been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the damn thing. You also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.
I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?
by ohshititsthecops January 10, 2010
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I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.
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The state of the internet during the 2010s decade. This was during a time where the internet was starting to get more prominent and advanced (even more so than in the 1990s or 2000s). This was also during a time where memes started getting more mainstream, online gaming was getting more popular and more people started using more technologically advanced devices like the iPhone, Android, etc. (no one could shoot a video on their own phones back in 2004. But thanks to modern internet and technology that's possible now).
But it's also known for being a time where people got too obsessed with the internet and technology, where they would always stay glued to their phones and not take a break from being online too much. That's not good because the more you surf the web, the more sick stuff you'll eventually run into.
The most notable websites of the 2010s include Instagram, Musical.ly, and Snapchat.
But it's also known for being a time where people got too obsessed with the internet and technology, where they would always stay glued to their phones and not take a break from being online too much. That's not good because the more you surf the web, the more sick stuff you'll eventually run into.
The most notable websites of the 2010s include Instagram, Musical.ly, and Snapchat.
Originally the web back then was used as an escape from the real world. But now thanks to 2010s internet, the real world is an escape from the web.
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
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by sarcastic June 23, 2003
Get the internet mug.The idea that karma (or some form of redemption) can be obtained by arguing points against racism, violence, sexuality, and morality on the internet. People that believe in this generally seek to improve their own conscience and appear to hold high moral values on a strictly online-basis. They do not, however, act on many of their opinions in real life.
These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
Josh: Well, at least now less jobs will get outsourced to Japan.
Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*
Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*
Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
by SilverContrail April 12, 2011
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NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.
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