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squicker hats

cigarettes.

Usually said between 2 stoner chicks who are too fucked up to use real words.
Mikey always needs to light up a squicker hat after having a good romp in the alley behind the strip club.
by Molly, Jess & Rocko July 16, 2004
mugGet the squicker hatsmug.

Fuck a hat

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!
by Taschh October 18, 2015
mugGet the Fuck a hatmug.

Hats and Bats

A cop slang..typically described as meaning helmets and and riot batons.."Hats and bats"..

Civilian slang...means your not getting along with someone..Big clash of personalities...
"Helmets and Bats"- helmets and riot baton/night sticks , used to quell civil unrest..

Daily life..Means you and another person are NOT getting along..Example-"Me and the boss went hats and bats over my overtime"
by Some guy from New York.. December 22, 2008
mugGet the Hats and Batsmug.

Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit
Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat
by Best Bro February 12, 2010
mugGet the Party Hatmug.

Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
mugGet the Party hatmug.

tit hat

1.) Funnier than the Funniest Joke on Earth featured in Monty Python - when one reads 'tit hat', one will say 'tit hat' in one's head and die of laughter.

2.) Literally meaning 'tit hat'. A hat with tits on it/made to look like tits.

3.) 'Tit hat' can also be an insult or a compliment, depending on the situation. Most likely an insult.
1.) Two people IMing each other -

Person 1: TIT HAT.
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL.
2.) Grab my tit hat.
3.) Wow, stop being such a tit hat, you tit hat.
by itaht August 7, 2011
mugGet the tit hatmug.

Pillow Hat

A pillow made into a hat. Actual design will vary according to region.
"Sara already claimed the pink one, but which one will Ryan pick? I only got gay Pillow Hats left"
by Jeff Buttnuts April 25, 2006
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