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Incel

Noun. A.K.A. involuntary celibate.

A person who consciously desires to have sexual intercourse but is incapable of getting it for a variety of reasons that may or may not fall within his/her reasonable locus of control. Despite being widely used by holders and haters alike, this is a term that doesn't describe the full extent of the issues that self-identified "incels" struggle with. Most self-identified male incels reference the existence of a "black pill" (genetic determinism), which is more related to the reasoning, behind a sexually fulfilling life for males, being factors outside their reasonable locus of control (e.g. height, bone structure, race, dick size, etc.). This flies in contrast with ideological frameworks like the "blue pill" (complete and total blissful ignorance) and the "red pill" (behavioral determinism).

Despite what many haters or "anti-incels" may say, incel (condition) does not necessarily equal the black pill (ideological framework). As such, many "anti-incels" or "former incels" may be incels themselves, especially if they're male. These people are usually referred to as "incels-in-denial".
Bluepiller: "I may be a kissless virgin at 30, but at least I'm not one of those horrible incels. Right, Honey?"

Honey: "Shut the fuck up, Steve. I'm going to have sex with Tyrone now. Just stay downstairs and play with your Nintendo Switch."

Bluepiller: "Yes, my goddess."

Anti-Incel: "See, inkels, all you have to do is have le personality, and you too can have a stellar relationship like this one."

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Redpiller: "Okay, after years upon years of going to the gym and learning game, I'm sure that I can finally bag at least a 1/10 female."

*does everything he learned and tries his absolute hardest*

1/10 female: "Ew, only 6 feet and above. Left-swipe."

Anti-Incel: "Yikes. He must've not had a good personality to not be able to attract a goddess like this. He should've showered a billion times a second and watched more movies with female protagonists."

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Blackpiller: "It's over."

Anti-Incel: "Yikes. This is literally violence and misogyny. You are literally the next Elliot Rodgers. I'm literally shaking right now. I'm going to screencap this and get this posted everywhere and dox you so that you get fired and can no longer financially support yourself and your loved ones. You are literal filth that deserves to die a slow and painful death."

Also Anti-Incel's Social Media: "I am really compassionate and just want to help people like incels realize their faults so that they can improve their personalities and live long, healthy, and fulfilling lives."
by Giko February 23, 2019
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intelligence

A subtle way talk about a girls boobs or rack without everyone around you thinking your a pervert.
Wow look at her shes got HUGE intelligence!!!

Ya shes ok but her intelligence isn't up to par.
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pseudo intellectual

memeber of the rap group Pseudo Intellectuals
The Scion, DJ Cutler, is the DJ for the Pseudo Intellectuals
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Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew

Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.
Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.

The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
by Philip Boyle June 2, 2004
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intelligise

to make intelligent of platitudes
I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discovery by a flutterby at a social forum)
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Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.
The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.
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Intellectual Prostitute

The act of trading one's intellectual property in order to be given candy or money
She's such an intellectual prostitute
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