The Hitchhiker

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.

As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.

by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009

Reverse Hitchhiker

A) A right overhanded handjob given by a passenger in an automobile.

Sally's left wrist was sprained so she gave me a reverse hitchhiker on the drive home.

by DudemanAric March 16, 2012

Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.

Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

by SheevTheSenate66 October 20, 2021

Hotchkissed

Every year, the Choate XC and Hotchkiss XC teams play eachother on their respective parents weekends. Every year Hotchkiss will lose by some rediculous margin especially in the JV race. To be Hotchkissed is to lose by a margin so rediculous you can only stand there in awe

Dude Numero Uno: They really didnt place one guy in the top 10?

Dude Numero Dos: Yeah man they placed 17 guys before their one, they got Hotchkissed

by CRH XC April 20, 2005

jimmy hatch

a condom

We got you covered like a jimmy hatch!

by 2much4u April 19, 2004

Hatch

Simply, the sight of a grown man acting like a ten-year-old. Usually a man that tries to tattle on fellow peers, kisses the butt of authority (metaphorically and literally), and calls out everyone's mistakes.

Wow look at that grown man over there! He's such a Hatch.

by conner_franke September 16, 2014