Hoodie

A penis that is only circumcised on one half, making its appearance like that of a hooded sweatshirt.

I fucked this guy last night, it was so bizarre, head a hoodie

by Woooooo March 7, 2012

Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

by Maliceva March 17, 2009

Hooties

Pubic lice, especially those picked up from a whore or one-night-stand-- ie 'ho cooties'.

"How'd it go with that girl last night?"
"Really bad; she gave me hooties."
"Dude, you totally had that one coming."

by TheUltimateAuthority April 7, 2009

hookie

an object of unknown flavour - nobody has yet been brave enough to try and find out!

what flavour are chris' hookies?

by biochem December 8, 2006

Hoosier

Mascot of the best college in the nation - Indiana University. Home of the greatest basketball program in history. Go HOOSIERS!
Also, a nickname for residents of Indiana. People who live in Indiana are called Hoosiers (notice they are not called Boilermakers - mascot of Indiana's rival, Purdue University, which is sucks at life & everything else.)

The Indiana Hoosiers are the best basketball team in the nation.

by Sashlee August 25, 2007

hoolie pop

Another name for a joint/cigarette with seeds in it.

When you are smoking a joint and the seed pops the end of your cherry off...( thats a hoolie pop )
An uncleaned joint/cigarette

by Mike Roberson July 7, 2008

Hoosieritis

A malaise that affects a large portion of the population of Indiana. It is characterized by the recognition of the need for a healthier lifestyle, but the adamant rejection of any interventions to improve their state of health. The severely afflicted may present with a number of medical ailments such as Type II Diabetes, Heart Disease, cancer, morbid obesity, and arthritis. These conditions may present even at young ages when the young contract this from their parents.

"Let me get this straight ma'am, you smoke 3 packs a day, drink constantly, eat fast food every meal, never exercise and you wonder why you can't walk more than 15 feet? You obviously have hoosieritis, and it can be deadly"

by blahblahblacksheeps March 16, 2009