homophobe

What you call yourself, when you find out a so-called friend really intended it to be more, and you feel uneasy about what happens next.

My sister felt like a homophobe when her best friend at work turned out to be a lesbian, and stalked her for months. My sister is married too, but that didn't matter. ick.

by word4u2 November 26, 2022

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Yx and TehNubNess on RuneScape are great examples, ganging up on players to harass them, and exploiting the in-game report tool to try and get others banned for being lgbt.

Yx and TehNubNess, just message them in game to find out what a homophobe is.

by Yx Is A POS March 30, 2023

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All of Them Are Weird

Guy 1- I'm homophobic

Guy 2- nice, I'm also a homophobe

by Tøøthp@stecream April 7, 2023

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Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

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