Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.
Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...
by Ian Webster March 26, 2008
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by Calum90 October 23, 2008
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A new and upcoming phrase online for a horrible and disturbing event.
Current definitions include: Screw over, Fuck, a massive bowl movement, epic failure, and cesspool.
Past tense: "Hammersavaged"
Abbv: "HS"
Current definitions include: Screw over, Fuck, a massive bowl movement, epic failure, and cesspool.
Past tense: "Hammersavaged"
Abbv: "HS"
You can all go hammersavage yourselves for all I care.
A cop was following me, to the point that I thought I was going to get hammersavaged. But he turned and I got home without incident.
A cop was following me, to the point that I thought I was going to get hammersavaged. But he turned and I got home without incident.
by RF.net May 4, 2009
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by robvic62b December 28, 2005
Get the hammered shit mug.1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).
2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!
2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!
2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010
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My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.
by Skankbanger November 2, 2011
Get the Hammer Backside Slide mug.(haw-med) A african american male usually tall quiet everyone knows him and he gets girls basically the people’s champ
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yo do you know that guy Hammed?
by DemoteWubong December 17, 2019
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