canada's history

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down

i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history

by chewiepoof February 4, 2010

canada's history

Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.

Canada's History is garbage and not worth recognition.

by Steven Michael Recio February 4, 2010

canada's history

when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch

"What did you do with Patty last night?"

"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."

"Awwww yeahhhhh"

by deemurrrray February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.

Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.

by FiveAces February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.

Stephen Colbert will be playing the part of Tommy Lee in a docudrama about Canada's History.

by bbbl67 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.

John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.

John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?

Mike: You're from Montreal.

by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"

I performed Canada's History last night, it was awesome...eh.

by Public_Emery February 5, 2010