Double header

The act of sleeping with 2 different people in one 24 period

"I just had a double header with 2 different chicks today"

by Vacavillen December 21, 2017

The Henderson

When you lose control of your bowels or vomit in to bedding and proceed to throw them in the dryer to tumble dry for a cycle.

Oh man I was so smashed last night I pulled the Henderson trying to clean up

by muggihara pirate April 23, 2018

Elephant Herders

A synonym of Trump's Cabinet.

"Damn... them Elephant Herders ain't doin a good job"

by #s r = 2 letters January 20, 2018

58 header

a bar in a restaurant

Person #!: yo,, wanna go to a 58 header?
Person#@: sure man, lets go/

by DarkDemon27 February 1, 2018

phil heimerl

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"

Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"

by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018

Cat Herder

An older, single flight attendant. Typically they only fly day trips because they need to get home to feed their menagerie of cats and birds.

That cat herder is a typical cart donkey.

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.

Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.

by HonestEngine May 9, 2018