hosebeast

A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.

Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!

by dana January 8, 2004

garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

hosebag

Noun- alternative term for a condom, usually used. Variant term: scumbag.

Noun- enema bag.

adj- term for someone who is less than desirable. A general looser.

I removed my hosebag when I had finished the act of copulation.

Grandma always had this big red hosebag hanging in the bathroom; I often wondered what it was for.

John was such a miserable hosebag that nobody wanted anything to do with him.

by Jobo Word Smith August 7, 2007

Hoedi

Heidi-ho!

1. Sexy Heidi Ho German Girl Costume
2. Wilson, the next-door neighbor of Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor, catchphrase is "Hi-dee-ho"
2. Mr. Hanky Says: "Heidi-Ho!"
3. Everybody says "Heidi-Ho!"
4. Hoedi is my best friend!

by ThisjointbefromCali May 20, 2011

Hosanna Hosedown

A slang term for when a group of clergymen gather to engage in "watersports"(Urinating on one another for the purposes of sexual gratification)

"Hosanna" is a cry of salvation in the Christian faith.

"Did you see Father Delaney at last weeks Hosanna Hosedown? He was completely soaked!"

by Dustin Echoes May 15, 2009

fire hose

when after receiving a pink sock, the girls ass erupts with explosive diarrhea and the once motionless, dangling, inside-out asshole bursts into an erratic motion resembling an un-manned fire hose

after the fire hose incident the walls were covered in shit. she obtained maximum pressure on the line.

by poocano February 6, 2010

Hose monster

n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.

Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007