guidosity

A measure of how much of a guido a person is. There are three levels of guidosity: Pauly D (total guido) Tupac (skinny ass white boy) Pussy Ass Niggas (Eminem)

Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy

by guidobro69 November 21, 2010

Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

guido

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Guido

Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.

That short and stocky crew chief is a real guido.

by ALL NIGHT LONG! September 25, 2011

Guido

A persistent squirrel.

Guido, the squirrel, was trying to get into the bird feeder for 3 hours before finally getting in.

by Noethe000 May 22, 2019

Gendou

1) One bad ass ninja mother fuc-

SHUT YO MOUTH

Thas right.....

2) One who hangs from rafters drinking green tea.

1) Don't make me go all Gendou on yo ass.

2) "Oh I know Bob...isn't he a Gendou?"

by Edgar Alan Pooh August 22, 2003

guido

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.

"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."

by GGCC December 30, 2009

guido

well i just have to say im a big gina! i wear puma, abercrombie n fitch armani, and i do striaghten my hair n lsiten to techno, but that dosnt mean im a whore and a bad person like all you people desrcribe us to be.....just cause we dress nice, are rich, get alot of attention and may be a bit stuck up at time isnt always bad.....were nice people...ave friends....and a life....everyone is just jealous because we get what we want....but heres what a gino looks like.....mostly wearing puma or diesel shoes....nice pants that rnt too tight but are a bit.....a buttoned down shirt thats buttoened down a bit too much and most likely wearing a gold chain or a wife beater for all too se....has ALOT of gel in his extremely long spiked up or geled back hair..and most of all most ginos are HOTTT...so next time u hear loud techno ...(sara perche ti amo..etc)...and a nice bwm or honda civic...olook at the driver..he'll msotly be a hot ass gino with me in the passenger seat...dont worry..be jealous;)

THE GOTTIS!!!! carmine john and frankie r the hottest guys int he world..and if u wanna see a guido/gino look at them!

by Maria<3 August 6, 2006