One or several ugly women that seem to hang around attractive females, offering protection and an effective deterrent against hopeful males.
"Hey dude look at that hottie over there?"
"No chance mate you have to get past the guard dogs first!"
"No chance mate you have to get past the guard dogs first!"
by Alex Tooth May 8, 2008
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The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.
by KaptainSkinBoat December 5, 2010
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(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
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It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".
by Evan Jacob January 31, 2009
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