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Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
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Jew Gassing

When your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. Enough gas to kill off Jews in mass quantities.
Dan: "Dude, Sally totally pulled a Jew Gassing on me last night."
John:"Woah man, Mary did that to me last week after we ate Chipotle!"
by YoungxNation February 6, 2017
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grasshole

An old man who's overly obsessed with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man: Hey! Get off my lawn, or I'll beat you with my cane!

Kid: Ugh, what a grasshole.
by Questionizer February 18, 2009
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grass ceiling

A barrier (real or perceived) that prevents a team or individual from reaching the pinnacle of a respective sport.
Members of college football conferences that are not members of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) are often left out of major bowl bids (see: Utah). That's a real barrier (BCS rules favor greatly teams from BCS conferences) that does not preclude participation, per se, but the obstacles are significant.

Also a phenomenon evidenced when a really decent program (e.g., college football) can not seem to make the transition to a national and/or perennial powerhouse due to self-imposed barriers. Virginia Tech, for example, fails each year to be considered in the same category as USC, Texas, and Oklahoma, teams that have won many national championships. The barrier is a failure to acknowledge and resolve internal staff issues (primarily, the offensive coordinator) which leads to a general perception by the players that they can't play at the Tier 1 level. In this case, the coaching staff has created a "grass ceiling" through which the players can not progress.
by Tad McDonald February 8, 2009
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grasshoppers

football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!
Wir sind einfach das beste
by GCZ August 27, 2004
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grass

A combination of the words "great" and "ass."
Hey girl, you got a grass!
by grassowner July 16, 2009
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grass ferry

someone who plays alot of soccer
by jack n jill up the hill July 19, 2010
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