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grasshole
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An
old man
who's
overly
obsessed
with his lawn, so he yells at people who go near it.
Old man
: Hey!
Get off my lawn
, or I'll beat you with my cane!
Kid: Ugh,
what a
grasshole.
grasshole
by
Questionizer
February 18, 2009
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