Gooning

wen u just sit there doin nothin staring at da wall or space or sumthin. like ur brain left the chat. not nasty or nothin, just chillin.
"yo my bad bro i was gooning hard didn even hear u lol"
by lolbabe4 April 25, 2025
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Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."
by lolbabe4 April 25, 2025
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gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
I’m gooning on ur grandma
by rcrftvububvyf February 16, 2024
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gooning

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine
OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning
by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024
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Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.
by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023
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gooning

what im doing right now
im straight jorking my shit. and by shit? yeah. i mean my peanits. im gooning right now
by tim trinity May 23, 2024
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Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time
by boolin.bob January 25, 2024
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