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gooch bomb

The bomb inserted into a females vagina at birth to prevent pre marital sex, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in sexual intercourse the "gooch bomb" will explode incenerating both female and partner.
"NO jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die"
by distortin December 3, 2007
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gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005
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gochika

cody billups word for saying lil weezy, u a crazy mutha fucka!!
gochika!!!!!
by brendon w February 2, 2009
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Gooch Cream

Cream that you use to put on your gooch when it itches, burns, or is irritated. irritation could possibly be from excessive scratching or thong burn.
Kaitlin needed me to go to target to get her Ponds, water and gooch cream... for her gooch!
by Authorrr April 15, 2009
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gooch shot

have your partner punch you in the gooch (the place between your ball-sack and your ass-crack) for pleasure.
Kristian would you please give me a gooch shot?
by cgut69 November 15, 2009
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kansas gooch

When you take a Matt Lamb stick a icy-hot between his ass hole and his nuts.
My room mate was asleep and I gave that bitch a kansas gooch. Man then he kicked my ass.
by goochmaster1999 March 9, 2009
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gonad gooch glue

the white slimy goo that is oozed from the throbbing purple bellend flinching solid pulsating member (or prick stick) originating from the male clanger sack being spurted all over the area between the female cunt cave and anal cavity and being left to dry like glue..

"oh look hun!.. art attack is on tv!.. they`ve just erected a tower made from animal skin and pva glue... well lets try it ourselves shall we :-).. here`s one I erected earlier ;-) made of foreskin and gonad glue!"
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by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 28, 2011
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