distortin's definitions

Nugmop

A person who can't be described by any other insult.

"Dude that guy's a tool." " Nah son, hes a fuckin nugmop"

by distortin October 4, 2008

gooch bomb

The bomb inserted into a females vagina at birth to prevent pre marital sex, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in sexual intercourse the "gooch bomb" will explode incenerating both female and partner.

"NO jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die"

by distortin December 3, 2007