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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
by Arrowshot October 16, 2017
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Drama Goblin

Someone who gleefully and unashamedly welcomes and shares (relatively) harmless gossip.
"That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"

"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
by ElJanel November 5, 2023
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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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Goblin stomp

An event that takes place around a bonfire or any other event that requires a stomp that is so powerful that only a goblin may execute it.
Brandon Tarpley did the goblin stomp because Alabama lost to FSU
by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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