Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

Goblin Abby

When a zooted college girl doesn’t know how to act and runs around drunk like a goblin.

Hey jimmy you see that girl over there???? She’s is such a goblin Abby don’t you think?

by Hallie Smith February 10, 2021