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polish the hairy goblin 

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

Gripping the goblin 

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

Cold as a goblin's knob 

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

The Key Goblin 

Getting got by The Key Goblin, is a common phenomena where a person puts down a small object (keys, remote or phone) to do a quick task only to come back and be incapable of finding the object
Person 1: I got up to go to the bathroom and now i cant find where i put my keys
Person 2: Sounds like the key goblin got you
Person 1: Fucking Key goblin
The Key Goblin by Crack Dealer2255 December 20, 2021

Shit Eating Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Shit Eating Ass Goblin by Atromi March 11, 2009

shit goblin 

n. one who eats large amounts of chocolate pudding and has remains of it on their face post consumption.
geeze you look like a shit goblin!
shit goblin by sarah j. April 22, 2006