goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022

Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

The Dark Goblin

A creature that visits you that places self doubt or bad thoughts in your head.

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”

by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020