uber-geek

A self proclaimed technology expert that resides on numerous advisory boards within the software industry to compensate for their feelings of complete social inadequacy. This individual exhibits fanatical behavior when discussing computer technology and is perceived by others to be a completely arrogant and pompous know-it-all.

The software advisory board contained only one uber-geek named Alexander who monopolized every discussion with his mental masturbation resulting in his eventual dismissal.

Dude, you are completely wrong if you think that that programming language will be viable in a year; do you think that you are some kind of uber-geek or something?

Those guys behind the help counter that call themselves the “Geek Sqquadd” are so NOT uber-geeks.

by Kurty December 7, 2006

angry gecko

is when the male pulls out of his bitch during doggy stylez, then promptly puts his cock in her arse and lifts her legs and rests them on his hips. this causes the bitch to go into shock and she climbs up the bed head and the wall like an angry gecko

dude 1: hey man how come you've been sleeping on the couch for like 2 nights?

dude 2: the mrs is pissed shitless because i angry geckod her. it was the funniest shit ever but she just got angry and i didnt even get to finish..

dude 1: duuude! dont you know your only supposed to do that to hoes you'll never see again, not your guaranteed pussy! dont shit where you eat dude.

by very dirty laundry December 30, 2011

Geeking out

-verb

1. when a geek is captivated by anything geeky, for

example their computer, causing them to totally

disregard the time and the people around them.

2. common reason why a geek is "running late" to an

event or even work.

3. a way for a geek to express their true geekiness

without inflicting boredom on their loved ones

Girlfriend: "Hey honey guess what? Blah blah blah blah blah...."

Boyfriend: no response

Girlfriend: "HELLO!!!! Did you hear what I said!!"

Boyfriend "Oh sorry babe I had my head phones on 'cause I was totally geeking out. Wanna see my new drake?"

by greencat February 5, 2010

Geek Bling

When some one (usually already geeky in nature) wears a jump/flash drive on a lanyard around their neck.

"take off that stupid lanyard!"
"no man this is my geek bling!"

"oh crap! I can't do my work for CAD I forgot my geek bling"

by Bobby J October 19, 2006

geek wood

The initial pleasurable and excited response to a new tech object, service or device just discovered. (sexual overtone implied)

We just got some new shiat from Cisco, and Neal is sporting some serious geek wood.

by grady February 6, 2004

geek

To laugh excessively, often used when exclaiming how funny something is.

"Im geeking right now at this video."

"Hahahaha! That is the geek."

by shdhcb June 30, 2017

geek

A Geek is some one of a high intelligent who is interested in technology and electronics, not to be confused with a nerd who is simply interested in this of intellect like mathematics, science, or Dungeons and Dragons.

The Geek squad at Best Buy works only with computers.

"Look at that geek on his computer."

by Lemon Ninja June 30, 2007