future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.

jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

Future

Future is the best rapper there is and will be EVER. He make the best music by far and is ahead of the game by 2 miles,

Future is the GOAT of rap in general.

by joshallenmvp December 30, 2023

futuremaxxing

Learning or teaching the ways of Future (the rapper), related to his lifestyle and treating women. Essentially becoming nonchalant toxic and having a laid back vibe

1: Hey bro my gf just cheated on me.
2: You should totally futuremaxx and get over her.
1: What's that?
2: futuremaxxing is learning the ways of Future and having his mindset
1: Alr bet, her loss anyway, I will show her my worth (went and got hella hoes)

by hoelottamotion January 10, 2024

futurenisce

Planning ahead, making plans to do or become, dreaming of the future, visualizing what will become

The wife and I are doing some remodeling on our new house and we were reminiscing about our last remodel project that we did. We then started futureniscing about how we would like the new house to look like. When you futurenisce about your plans and goals, there is a good chance that it will become reality.

by Gatorlog May 2, 2024

futuristical

a word to define something that looks like it came from the future

wow this vape is really futuristical it has a screen to tell me what battery its on.

by beChi_ May 4, 2024

futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt

"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024

Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.

"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024