Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 11, 2017

grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 04, 2021

Smiling Friends

The best adult swim cartoon ever made, right next to Metalocalypse.

Nobody can prove me wrong, its humour is top-notch and it's so weird I love it. This proves that some Youtubers who make animations can make a really good show if they pitch them to adult swim. You should watch Smiling Friends too, because it's that good of a cartoon.

by NepgearAfficionado April 16, 2022

freaky friends

Freaky friends are bestfriends that do on the low shit together😉.

Laney twerks on Bob just as a joke! There are freaky friends.

by Daniellesouare123 July 13, 2017

quarter friend

1. A person that is there for others as a friend during tough times, crisis, and turmoil when others are not.

2. Someone others can count on to be an honest, loyal, reliable, and supportive friend.

3. When a person needs a friend and has nothing more than a quarter (coin) in their pocket, a "quarter friend" is the one they call.

4. The term is used in the song Quarter from Fuel's 2003 album Natural Selection.

Liz's friend moved away and won't speak to her anymore. Michael is there for her as a quarter friend to listen and empathize as she copes with the pain and sadness.

by silvertip257 August 22, 2013

A real friend

A real friend will always be there for you during ups and downs. They won't leave you because they're other friend isn't your friend.They would always care for you when your mad or upset they always find a way to cheer you up.

Jessica: hey I'm not Jasmine's friend she talks to much and always plays with other people.

Brianna:ok🤨😐

Jessica:Also I don't want you to be her friend because I'm not her friend.

Brianna:Well sucks for you because I'm a real friend I'm not leaving her because your not her friend you tripping

by Gurlytrin October 25, 2019