National Kidney Foundation

A huge scam that conned me out of a kidney; this is an organization that offers you money for your kidney so they can help someone but then they "lose it in transit."

The National Kidney Foundation decided to con me out of a kidney, and I know they just wanted to take advantage of me, since their representatives refused to give me compensation for the kidney. And yes, I have sued them but the media has not supported me.

by dontdonatetothenkf February 11, 2012

questa education foundation

amazing opportunity for college students in NE Indiana

Questa Education Foundation helped me finish college with a low-interest forgiveable student loan!

by Questa Ed Found January 19, 2017

Billy Crystal Foundation

Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 11, 2018

Negre Marron Foundation

Negre Marron Foundation whose acronym is (NMF), a separate organization founded by Negre Marron Publishing, aiming to empower, educate, and enable sustainability within the Haitian music industry.
Negre Marron Foundation is established with a mission to provide support for young Haitians musicians.

I wonder if Negre Marron Foundation will help Haitian Musicians with their hospital expenses?

by Negre Marron Records July 11, 2019

flabbertaskily dumb founded

when something is so absolutely suppressing, shocking and confusing

he hasn't spoke for hours, he must be flabbertaskily dumb founded

by professional dumbass January 11, 2022

Noah's Foundation School

NFS is the school where the teachers are more interesting than the students. For real, no joke, on god. The students are desperate as hell for either one guy or they can't choose who to like. Most often than not there will be drama every month, created mostly by students. Roast accounts, expulsion threats, smoking weed in the bathroom, dating rumors etc. They have everything you can possibly name. This is the best place to go to if you want to have an english teacher who keeps telling you about his life story instead of the actual lesson, a science teacher who tells you to button your cardigan every 3 seconds, a miss who keeps yelling "KEEP QUIET!" every 5 seconds, Dwayne the Rock Jounson as your maths teacher, a geography teacher who asks you for common sense, a hindi teacher who makes jokes you won't understand, and 2 teachers who watch Andrew Tate and follow him religiously. You will find this school quite fun if you are massively into BDSM, torture, etc. You will either be very popular or nobody will know you in this school, no in between.

If you go to this school you will have an outrageously bad uniform but don't worry, the uniform runs out mighty quick so you might aswell buy it super late to avoid wearing it everyday.

Ezra: "have you seen the neighbour's kid?"

Jonana: "No, is he weird?"

Ezra: "Most likely, he seems to always have his sweaters and cardigans buttoned. He definitely goes to Noah's Foundation School."

by Hriathlua's Fan August 30, 2022

Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023