Foolish mortal

A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.

Immortal: Hey, you foolish mortal over there!
Mortal: ?
Immortal: Thou art the foolish of mortals!
Foolish mortal: Nooooooo....!

by Unfoolish Immortal January 12, 2008

Fools garden

"Fools garden" is a German pop band, best known for their song "Lemon tree", which was a hit back in the 90's (in Europe and Asia).

"I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree..."
(Fools garden: "Lemon tree")

by jelenna December 13, 2008

Fooldiggery

1. Stupidity or foolishness at its highest level.

2. A situation or person that goes above and beyond ordinary foolishness.

from the latin words: Baro Cavo

Hubcaps that spin on a Geo Metro is pure fooldiggery!

by The Unofficial Dr. Cirok April 29, 2010

April Fools

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.

Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!

by assnugget April 2, 2008

foolery

To partake in foolishness

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it

by geezer October 29, 2003

Foolishment

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation

Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!

by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009

Fooleon

fü-lē-ōn)n: An Extremely Dumb or Foolish Person

origin: The D.M.V

p1: Have You Seen My Shirt I Can't Find It?
p2: That's Because You're Looking For It In The Fridge You Fooleon

by Mic Smizzy August 22, 2010