Swap meet feet 

Swap meet feet is:
When someone has crusty feet with beat up toe nails, they are white, dirty and dry.
They need a serious pedicure and a fair bit of lotion to just possibly fix the problem. In bad case a doctor may have to step in with medication to heal the cracks and crust in and on the foot with salves and such. Mostly happens with sandels or other open toed shoes...
Anyone can get it but mostly trashy people do.

Oh man she is Sooo super hot, but did you see her feet? ...She had a hammer toe and swap meet feet from waaay back.

In fact I actually threw up just a little bit thinking about sucking on her toes... IS that weird?

Swap meet feet by -cM January 21, 2009

happy feet 

a term describing dancing. the dance generally goes along with you moving your feet up and down, it looks much like marching.

to get my baby brother to dance (like a little monkey) for us, we just scream out his greatest dance move, HAPPY FEET

happy feet by Starla-chan October 20, 2006

Happy Feet 

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.

"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"

Happy Feet by T.Ractorhead November 30, 2006

20 feet dildo 

Something you don't want shoved up your ass.

A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!

20 feet dildo by Xyience January 6, 2008

Douche Feet 

When someone's feet smell like vinegar.

like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!

Douche Feet by ARose73 February 19, 2009

cold feet 

imagine that u are on a desert island w/ 4 other survivors of some shipwreck and there is no fresh water anywhere and it hasnt rained since u crashed. then on the 5th day on the island u see a hole in the ground and u think it could be connected to some groundwater but u can't really see. ur team needs to send someone down there to check it out so u volunteer and theyre attaching some sort of apparatus made from tree bark to your chest and getting ready to draw you down into the hole. but then u remember the eerie shrieks and whispers that u heard the night before and the night before that and then u remember that one night u had that strange dream where u were wandering in the jungle and the whispers were louder than usual. u could almost make them out softly saying "come down" and when u remember that dream ur legs grow stiff as an easel and all of the blood from your body retreats into your torso out of pure fear. and as u feel the cold hard ground under your feet start to creep up to the point where you can't feel your feet anymore, as if they were foreign alien entities attached to your thighs, you look up and confess to your shipmates that you can't go down there anymore.

i got cold feet after volunteering to be pulled down into a mysterious hole in the ground.

cold feet by dfaraday December 21, 2012

six feet deep 

To bruy or kill someone

Quit fucking with me or I'll make u six feet deep!

six feet deep by mikeock April 12, 2005