fartsteak

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

by MaBuck January 7, 2008

Corn Farts

Noun; The product of popping corn. When an individual corn kernel is heated, it farts. Popcorn is the result. Sometimes, when corn kernels are heated in a bag, yellow stuff gets on the farted corn. It is nearly impossible to wipe off the yellow stuff from farted corn.

Let's pop some corn farts. Not all of the corn farted.

by Fuzzy Thinker June 12, 2019

Chamber of Farts

Another name for the ever-declining Dugout forum of ShowdownCards.com.

http:// showdowncards.com /forums/ forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=14

by Anthony March 8, 2005

facts

i love you more than you love me

Milo: i love you more!!
Brandon: nooooooo
Milo: yessssssss
Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.

by owo.milo November 16, 2019

fartsack

a one piece blanket sleeper for toddlers, usually zipped up the front. pantlegs are not open at the ankle, but usually enclosed in white slipper-like "footies". worn in the wintertime to keep smaller kids, who might kick off their covers in the night, warm and snuggly.

mom zipped up little fred into a powder blue, winnie the pooh fartsack.

by david rielly October 9, 2003

fartstigator

The instigator of a domino-effect fart-off involving several or more flatulent individuals.

Leave it to Jimmy to cause that chain-reaction-- he's a fartstigator!!!

by Jason M. Atkinson 273 Summitt November 30, 2010

fartstick

a stick with the word fart on it that is only held by the person with the power. if you don't have the power you cannot fart, and if you fart without the stick you die. It's not just fun and games. Don't forget the fartstick.

put down that fartstick, boy, i'll show you how a real man farts.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018