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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.
He is a piece of shit just like his father.
by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012
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e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.
My e-father helped me out with some advice
by y0hami May 27, 2024
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Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined
by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023
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Father Fucker

Someone who fucks their daddy.
Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.
by cxp1d December 30, 2024
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Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.
I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.
by bolivari May 25, 2023
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god and father of all mankind

Jacob....
I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.
by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020
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