Fludder

Babygirl moments inside the womb

I can feel Maryjane fludder in my 6 months of pregnancy.

by DarJan November 9, 2019

Flouid

Flouid is an escaped SCP that has a tiny physical body, but is capable of producing exorbitant amounts of snot, in multiple forms, including bubble, stream, and crusty. Enjoys bubble time and bagel fun time. Also enjoys eating (Absorbing) grapes via 10 minute surgery and slowly pushing through the skin. Sleeps in the swimming pool, and has a weird reproduction method, by absorbing enough matter to become solid and then split into 2 separate beings, where the cycle begins again. Has to he driven across the road.

Flouid is mining

by BorbTrain March 11, 2020

Flundering

The act of attempting to weasel out of one's responsibilities by blaming others and/or pretending all is well, but done in a fashion that could, at best, be described as incompetent.

The Minister of Health was found guilty, once again, of flundering in an attempt to reapportion blame whilst simultaneously pretending that everything was "okay".

by Gary Pedh April 12, 2020

fluisy

my manz company... cum buy some clothes. ;)

Hey is that fluisy your wearing? Lets fuck.

by koo5l ki5d April 12, 2020

Flid

A stupid or physically unco-ordinated person with the name of Stevie

Stevie is a flid, do you know that flid called Stevie?

by Ignorantpaws April 13, 2020

Flid

Flid ; is when you have no ID

I'm fucked for ID, I have fuck all, I'm Flid.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Fluicide Bomber

Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport

OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.

by Sicodishit August 13, 2020