Similar to morning glory, wherein you suddenly find yourself with a throbbing erection out of nowhere, except it occurs in the evening, largely between the hours of 19.00 and 23.00.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
The causes of evening glory are uncertain; indeed, a bout of it can spring up from nowhere. Alike morning glory, it lasts for an unknown amount of time, and can make certain situations very awkward.
One can deal with evening glory in a similar fashion to its morning variety: waiting for it to slowly descend by thinking of old women, in the hope that this doesn't spur it on, or by embarking upon that great beast of a ship more commonly known as sex. Evening sex is superb.
"Oh my goodness, Eastenders is just about to begin, yet I have a case of evening glory," said Sebastian.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
"Let's deal with that first, then," said Hannah.
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Meaning "Don't even" from the term "Mi d'even swim". Used by popular Jamaican Dancehall Artiste Aidonia in his video response to Vybz Kartel.
Used in Jamaican slang.
Video response and other related videos can be found on youtube.
Used in Jamaican slang.
Video response and other related videos can be found on youtube.
by Stullesha September 24, 2012
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-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
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Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.
by TripleGs June 24, 2015
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It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"
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gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
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me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
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