A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice
by JakeWerk February 8, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. by biggie doodle October 1, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. This dude is very mean..sometimes an jerk .0. hes probably depressed..and has no friend,or maybe hes your ex he cheated on u, sorry. well thats ethan
by dfgnhgtrfdvbghtrgewdfgnfrew May 31, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very lovable person.The kind of person your just...pulled to.He isn’t what you’d call hit but cute.He can make you laugh even when your having the worst day!He cares about you even though he may not show it.Some even call him gay when they know he’s not.Ethan is also very sensitive,mostly when being called a retard.If your friends with an Ethan your a lucky one.
by Miss?? February 1, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. ethan, a perfect human. he’s funny and nice and probably has more than one pet. he is very sarcastic but will open up to you. he loves to sing and act.
by yummy bath water February 8, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.