eat food 

Eat Food;Fuck Somebody Up/Or Fight

I eat food Ni99a, I Aint Scared!

eat food by 5aint December 11, 2007

Eat shit and die

Usually said when angry, or in humour.

Eat shit and die ass wipe!

Eat shit and die by Minority November 2, 2008

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

Eat a bag of dicks by Tarrak November 2, 2010

eat around it 

adj.
best way of going down on a girl while she is on her period

Girl: Go down on me

Boy: Aren't you on your period?

Girl: Just eat around it!

eat around it by Molly Stong January 5, 2010

eat my piece 

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

eat my piece by cf171 June 6, 2010

Eat Donkey

To go ass-to-mouth.

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...

Eat Donkey by jbah December 29, 2010

Eat some pringles 

Smoking Weed

Hey dude wanna go "eat some pringles." definition: smoking weed

Eat some pringles by Profuzzzy November 11, 2014