Snooty Country Club Woman 1: "My husband bought me three new jaguars and this new diamond ring after I threatened to divorce him and leave him with the kids. Do you like?"
Snooty Country Club Woman 2: "Oh, it's VERY expensive!"
Mexican Country Club Bus Boy: *grumble grumble* "fucking bitches."
Snooty Country Club Woman 2: "Oh, it's VERY expensive!"
Mexican Country Club Bus Boy: *grumble grumble* "fucking bitches."
by MaliciousMal December 8, 2006
Get the It's VERY expensive mug.When your bowels and your sphincter spasm while your are having the runs, the fecal matter "explodes" out of your ass causing a mess that will make you wipe for at least a half hour. Makes a nasty yet very funny sound when it echoes off of a toilet bowl. Can be thought of as throwing mud, but that is just a small amount usually and it is done in your shorts.
by BFRD March 15, 2005
Get the explodies mug.When a situation is so derp-tastic (awkward and such) to the point where the moment is so past the extent of derp it is a derp explosion.
Peggy- *jumps off rock*
Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.
or
A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.
Sue- you are going to die
Peggy- *survives the fall*
DERP EXPLOSION.
or
A kitty named Maru starts liking male groin, his mother walks in….DERP EXPLOSION.
by PeggyandSue July 29, 2011
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Get the Brazzerz Exclusive mug.When a lady's vagina implodes releases various amount of fluids, some of which can be eaten to dispose of the used sperm which has been left inside the sluts vagina.
My vaginal Explosion caused quite the event at the Baseball game yesterday! One of the players rushed up and ate the aborted sperm.
by LeJoePoe December 10, 2013
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Get the explosure mug.AKA: An Exclusive Slut, an Exclusive Bitch and an Exclusive Hore
An Exclusive is someone, usually a girl, who has done something (or thinks she has done something) that puts her above other ordinary guys and girls. For example they had a minor acting role on a TV show. Exclusive’s are usually anti-social, snobby, have arrogant body language and use phrases like “Eww, go out with you?!?!” and “OMG I am soo above this!”
Please Note: An Exclusive is not to be confused with just anyone who won’t go out with you. They are called a bitch hore mother fucking slut.
An Exclusive is someone, usually a girl, who has done something (or thinks she has done something) that puts her above other ordinary guys and girls. For example they had a minor acting role on a TV show. Exclusive’s are usually anti-social, snobby, have arrogant body language and use phrases like “Eww, go out with you?!?!” and “OMG I am soo above this!”
Please Note: An Exclusive is not to be confused with just anyone who won’t go out with you. They are called a bitch hore mother fucking slut.
Guy #1 - “Hey has that girl that you like, who was on Neighbours added you on myspace yet?”
Guy #2 – “Nah (sigh)”
Guy #1 – “Don’t be too hard on yourself man, she’s an exclusive”
Guy #2 – “Hey, umm, do you wanna go out sometime?”
Exclusive – “Eww, Go out with you?!?!” (as walking away) “OMG I am soo above this!”
Guy #2 – “Nah (sigh)”
Guy #1 – “Don’t be too hard on yourself man, she’s an exclusive”
Guy #2 – “Hey, umm, do you wanna go out sometime?”
Exclusive – “Eww, Go out with you?!?!” (as walking away) “OMG I am soo above this!”
by Disco Alpingu December 14, 2008
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