Espalectic

Some one who is being a complete retard. Comes from the "inbreeding" of the words spastic and epileptic.

Normal person: 'Wot sort of dance is that'
Espalectic person: 'One I sort of created in the mirror one day'
Normal person: 'Fucking Espalectic'

by Joseph Ginga Williams July 5, 2008

ESPiff

Knowing when your its your turn in a large smoking sesh while in another room and coming back just in time to get a hit.

"Damn, we was about to skip you. Howd you know you was up?"

"What can I say, I got ESPiff."

by CPIFF September 28, 2009

Espenaut

A gay astronaut.

Guy: You think he's hot because he's an astronaut?
Girl: Totally.
Guy: Well he's totally an espenaut too.

by Cockner March 16, 2011

Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"

Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!

by JohnnyApocalypse December 2, 2011

ESPG

East side piru gang

Yo espg is goin hard

by Espgburgmane December 12, 2012

Esperanca

Means hope in Portuguese. Usually someone interested in the heritage of Ireland and speaks more than one language. They like to BEBEBEDEBEBE and if you are not careful with your words they may lash out at you (for no reason) putting that aside they are someone you can have A1 banter with

Watch out for the esperanca

by BEDEDEBBEBEBE April 27, 2015

Esperé

The most retarded thing you've ever seen

I once found someone slapping themselves for no reason." wow that guys an Esperé"

by Ol3X August 18, 2016