Espalectic

Some one who is being a complete retard. Comes from the "inbreeding" of the words spastic and epileptic.

Normal person: 'Wot sort of dance is that'
Espalectic person: 'One I sort of created in the mirror one day'
Normal person: 'Fucking Espalectic'

Espalectic by Joseph Ginga Williams July 5, 2008

eplectic 

1. describing something surreal, crazy or out of hand. can also describe something seriously fun, exciting and contagious.

1. last night was eplectic.

eplectic by prophecy May 19, 2005