Dylan

A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.

Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.

by bluewaffle June 6, 2017

Dylan

A boy who has a little wee wee

Dylan is a person that smells like chicken

by Gianna millet November 21, 2016

Dylan

Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person

Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp

by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020

Dylan

Gay.

Dylan is gay.

by Reckcentrum November 3, 2019

Dylan

Pretty chill

He just pulled a dylan

by MyFuckingName April 16, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is very loveable guy ,extremly hot ,usally loves a sweet girl usally in love with girps name sophia

Girl:Damn i wander is he single .
Other girl :is he a dylan

Sophia:ya but he is dating me

by Zepher232128 July 5, 2018

Dylan

Commonly known throughout his friend group as an asshole. He is very mean to many of his friends. He is good at sports, mostly just gymnastics because he's gay.

"Look at that faggot, he reminds me of Dylan!"

by muhu_ March 31, 2020