Dookiote

A fancy work for a shit.

Dude, I seriously need to go dookiote.

by KJBid August 23, 2007

Dookie Shorts

Similar in fashion to "Booty Shorts", only shorter.

"Dang, girl! Doze shorts so short I can see the dookie in yo butts."

"DAD, how many times do I have to tell you not to wear your Dookie Shorts when I have friends over!?"

by Almighty Zardoz August 22, 2011

dook hole

A persons anus.

I'm going to put my foot in ya dook hole. If you don't shut up.

by delithril February 27, 2014

dookie bucket

Used to flush a toilet by pouring a bucket of water after taking a dookie on a toilet with no running water.

I'm glad I had the dookie bucket ready because I took a big dookie and forgot the water was turned off because the water bill wasn't paid.

by Frankie Future May 6, 2014

dookie dart

It is when you fart and have a turtle head popping out and you should of shatted but didn't.

I just had a dookie dart. Thank Jesus, because I don't have an extra pair of panties.

by Neich March 30, 2015

Dookie

A wet lush pile of human fecal matter, the term "dookie" should be used only when the fecal matter is extra wet and lubricated.

I hope I get out of this interview soon, I've got to take a violent dookie.

by BronTron January 26, 2017

Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

by Dook boi January 31, 2017