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To achieve a technological accomplishment, then state it in a cool way.
Hey Steve, how do I program this router? Steve says “Just drook it”
drook by theprogrammer May 7, 2011
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drook • drooket • Drooker • drookit • The Drooki • dookie • dook • Dooker • dooka • dookie booty
A Drook is the date set aside by a married couple to have sex even though neither of them want to have sex with each other, often due to their physical appearance.
No, I can't go out tonight. Tonight is our drook. Tonight is going to suck.
Drook by fvza4 November 18, 2009
Ricky Owens owns this word.
Drook! Is the expression used by a fucktard at my high school many years ago.
drook by Sodomizer December 30, 2003

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"
dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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