diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

by Lucifer February 26, 2005

dried up

a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing

jeez Jeff your mom is dried up!

by Lanigan March 13, 2008

diet catholic

catholicism without the god.

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.

by annemark August 4, 2006

DietStab

An amazing animator who is a member of EtherBomb and Frederator.

Have you seen DietStab's newest animation yet? IT'S AMAZING!

by White_Guy February 27, 2015

Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

by defiler19 April 11, 2010

dieter

A simply domesticated individual who likes to read technical manuals during the week and hit the legends club scene on the weekends

That guy reminds me of a real dieter

by Rusty Shaklefordd January 7, 2008

diet Jism

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!

ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!

by Robert J. Melrose June 12, 2003