Dessi

This creature is always a women she loves boys who are smaller and younger than her.
It’s also a persian word that means dumbass.

You are so dessi

by Amir the god December 16, 2019

Aeroplane dress

A very short dress.

What a slut, that aeroplane dress is so short you can almost see her cockpit!

by Rotten Ronnie June 18, 2008

Dirty Dessert

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.

Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.

by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009

Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010

6 dressed up as a 9

Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.

Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity.

Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.

by PhantomResponse December 15, 2011

breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

truck in a dress

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.

Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008