David

David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.

Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah

by yeettheblobby January 4, 2020

David

A fuck boy of absolute note

“He really flirts with everything that can walk under the sun”
“He must be a David”

by Thegirlwhojustexists April 1, 2019

david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg April 19, 2018

David

A bitch who doesn't care what people think about him. He likes to have sex with most girls and beats the shit out of the girls' boyfriends. He is also a great pussy eater and booty grabber.

Girl: Damn David, since when could you grab booties?
Boy: I always have.

by YomamaONDIS DICK69 August 31, 2016

DAVID

david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.

omg is that a hooker?
yeah omg, what a fckin david.

by krippster December 13, 2016

David

A person who is very Rattled

Oh my God he is so rattled like a David

by ChillForLife June 7, 2011

David

A guy who boasts about how big his dick is, but really it's smaller than a tiny baby penis.

"I almost had sex with David until I realized how small his dick was."

by (<<<___>>>) May 2, 2018