David

David is that guy that always complains, like the whole world is against him. He never wears the pants in his relationships. He is one of the skinniest people that you will see and if you happen to see him in the gym he will only be using the lightest weights. He has tiny legs that look like they will break if he kicks a ball and sadly it does not look like he was blessed with any looks or sporting ability. Especially in sports like cricket and hockey.

look at David at least i dont look like that

by genepuss June 19, 2018

David

A gay asshole that eats Isaiah ass and suck his dick every night

David loves Isaiah's com soooooooooooooooooo much

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your favorite deg April 19, 2018

David

A bitch who doesn't care what people think about him. He likes to have sex with most girls and beats the shit out of the girls' boyfriends. He is also a great pussy eater and booty grabber.

Girl: Damn David, since when could you grab booties?
Boy: I always have.

by YomamaONDIS DICK69 August 31, 2016

DAVID

david is usually an ugly person. that's selling his body for money.
david is a little cunt. who cannot be trusted.

omg is that a hooker?
yeah omg, what a fckin david.

by krippster December 13, 2016

David

A person who is very Rattled

Oh my God he is so rattled like a David

by ChillForLife June 7, 2011

David

A guy who boasts about how big his dick is, but really it's smaller than a tiny baby penis.

"I almost had sex with David until I realized how small his dick was."

by (<<<___>>>) May 2, 2018